Overdue Satirization of IB Examiners

A poem satirizing IB examiners: in progress, unresolved conflicts w IB examiners

Frivolity of IB examiners in giving grades juxtaposed with students studying for exams

Sitting atop

piles

“I haven’t had lunch”

”thank god it’s over”

”Should this be a three, why not a four?”

actually, the handwriting is gorgeous, let’s give it a five

Gosh!  How dare they ask us for feedback?  Don’t they have copies of the rubrics?

Copy…Pasted

– lack of originality in analyses

– redundant phrases

Dang it!  I was marking with the wrong rubric!

Oh well, who cares about distinctions between geography and the natural sciences